i haven't forgotten about this website. i'm just in the process of revamping it... it will become more of an online business card than a blog, but it shall still remain! i just wish i could get an iphone 3gs and put up videos on here. stay tuned for a rehaul.

the office starts tomorrow!

come on, jimmy, right after she had nude photos released,

all you can talk about is her dog.

why not her pussy, AM I RIGHT?!?!

i "mad men"-ized myself and it was a lot of fun.

i've "simpson"-ized and "south park"ized myself in the past before.

i just really love "the no.1 ladies detective agency" though.

so i decided to see what it'd be like:

too much?

milo actually has his paw around otis' shoulder.

remember this special movie?

i'm watching it tonight again.

!!!!!!

also, i recently found out that my ex-girlfriend is acting on a

james l brooks

film.

i've made a huge mistake.

can i be friends with sarah, dexter and dwight also?

is also pretty smart and edgy:

hey. it's gotta be at least six or seven of you.